I’m Earl

My name is Earl. I’m in my twenties. Recently my life was going somewhere, then more recently than that, it stopped (not my life, the ‘going somewhere’ part) I was bummed out. So I said “what the heck, why don’t I try writing.” I already do it for fun and share with my friends and family. Some like it, some don’t really care. It’s ok, I still love them. Just a little bit less. I write poems, short stories and hopefully (one day) novels. I’m planning on posting the chapters to my books when I complete them. They will not be edited to well (fare warning). I thought about starting a YouTube channel and growing some social media following but that sounds awful. I’m not saying I won’t do it, but I really don’t like social media. So in the mean time, I am going to ignore all the advice people give about self promotion and make a website! HUZZA! Welcome back to the early 2000’s. Blog style website for posting armature writing. Yes! I am aware places exist for people like me. No! I didn’t do any research before I made this decision. I was searching for desk jobs that would give me a chance to write during work, then at about 1:00 AM I decided I should make a website and post my stuff to it. I remember when these things were fazing out of popularity and seeing people still posting to there little blogs thinking they were idiots. He-he, sorry about that. What do I expect? Well, I’m expecting this to become so popular that I have a huge fan base who will buy my books when there finished! Delusional you say? SHUT UP! I have the much esteemed high school diploma under my belt, a somewhat lacking work ethic, and procrastination skills that will put your fathers ‘Honey-do-list’ to shame. I wouldn’t count me out so quickly my friend. I don’t know, besides that I guess like long walks in the park (not really), listening to auto-books (really) and Age of Empires 2 definitive addition (I’m a noob). If you made it this far into my website CONGRADULATIONS! YOU GET AN AWARD! AWARD : You make poor use of your time! get a life. Also the operative word here is Secret. If everything goes to plan I’ll have to change the name of the website and I don’t really want to figure out how to do that so keep this on the down low. Mums the word.